Wednesday, April 8, 2009

View From The Lighter Side

WANTED: A meaningful overnight relationship.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Talk is cheap because the supply exceeds the demand.

I live in my own little world, but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

If you think there is some good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

Remember, half the people in the world are below average.

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

2 comments:

  1. Most of what I think is mine someone elso has, too.

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  2. Hillarious...where do you get your material?

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